DUMPED AND DISCARDED: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be top dog, you know? Sending out mountains of junk every day, racking up those opens. People would get hooked on my brilliant schemes. But now? Now I'm just a has-been spammer, slaughtered by those pesky spam blockers. My inbox is a wasteland. My once-booming empire has crumbled. The gratification of a successful spam campaign are just